Puff Daddy compares Jennifer Lopez’s bum to a work of art; says it will ‘go down in history’

Ladies and gentlemen, Puff Daddy.

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by Emmeline Saunders |
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The year is 3014. Michael Gove’s terrifying educational reforms are still having a devastating impact on Britain 2.0’s school system. Shiny-faced children in metallic space books are learning history in rote. “October 23rd, 2001 – the Apple iPod first comes out,” they chant. “July 18th 2015 – Google Glass claims its first victim. February 14th 2018 – Jennifer Lopez’s bum is inducted to the Body Parts Hall of Fame and becomes the Prime Minister.”

Yes, we’ve all heard a lot about Jennifer Lopez’s bum of late. But did you know that every time you watch Booty, you are literally watching history being formed in front of your eyes?

That’s according to Puff Daddy/P. Diddy/Sean Combs/Diddy, anyway.

Not just her bum he likes, then
Not just her bum he likes, then

The rapper, who dated J-Lo between 1999 and 2001, told Access Hollywood Live that Ms Lopez’s famous rear will “go down in history” and basically compared it to all the contents of the Louvre.

“Oh my god. I’m so lucky to have that great woman in my history, she is one of the greatest I’ve ever seen,” he gushed.

“I mean, it’s great. It’s a work of art. It’s something that will go down in history, for real it will. But also her talent, her drive, her determination, she will never give up. She’s a great friend of mine, always will be my friend, and I mean that thing is just incredible, man.”

Righty-ho. So what happens when J.Lo’s butt is no longer around – surely we should have some kind of baby-got-back-up? A pro-tush-gée? An heir to the throne? (That’s a reference to a toilet, btw. Yeah. Didn’t really work, that.)

Step forward… Kim Kardashian! Oh no wait, Diddy does NOT rate her be-hind.

“No way! No way. No disrespect to Kanye and Kim but that thing right there, that thing right there is something special.”

Ladies and gentlemen, Puff Daddy.

GALLLERY: Celebrity bums - can you guess who the celeb bum belongs to?
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Celebrity bums - guess who the celeb bum belongs to...

From runway to, er, bumway...1 of 35

From runway to, er, bumway...

Which celebrity flashed her be-hind on the Pam Hogg catwalk?□□Answer: Chanel muse Alice Dellal!

This US star LOVES her butt...2 of 35

This US star LOVES her butt...

Yup, it's Coco Austin3 of 35

Yup, it's Coco Austin

Who keeps the world abreast of her and her hiney's daily goings on, by tweeting about it all. the. time. See.

Believe it or not this Baywatch butt is doing a protest4 of 35

Believe it or not this Baywatch butt is doing a protest

It's Pamela Anderson, who is rather bare, for PETA5 of 35

It's Pamela Anderson, who is rather bare, for PETA

Something about being Down Under6 of 35

Something about being Down Under

It's Kylie! Spinning around, doing the locomotion and basically having a brilliant bottom7 of 35

It's Kylie! Spinning around, doing the locomotion and basically having a brilliant bottom

Think this bottom is more than all Wright?8 of 35

Think this bottom is more than all Wright?

Then you probably fancy Mark Wright. Mmm bottoms.

This butt is like, never, ever, getting back together with...9 of 35

This butt is like, never, ever, getting back together with...

...Taylor Swift. Who also has a splendid bottom10 of 35

...Taylor Swift. Who also has a splendid bottom

WHO DID A MARILYN AND THEN SOME AT CANNES!?11 of 35

WHO DID A MARILYN AND THEN SOME AT CANNES!?

Okay, it's Arta Dobroshi...12 of 35

Okay, it's Arta Dobroshi...

And no, we don't really either. But this picture made us chuckle. And yes, we are childish, sorry...

YOU KNOW THIS! COME ON YOU DO!13 of 35

YOU KNOW THIS! COME ON YOU DO!

It's Nicki Minaj - or Minass for the duration of this gallery. She gives excellent bottom.

When it comes to butts, the Price is right14 of 35

When it comes to butts, the Price is right

Got an inkling? Higher, higher, lower, lower etc.

Relax, it's not Brucie. It's Katie Jordan Price, obvs15 of 35

Relax, it's not Brucie. It's Katie Jordan Price, obvs

Mamma Mia16 of 35

Mamma Mia

Yup, it's Amanda Seyfried. Girl crush swoon17 of 35

Yup, it's Amanda Seyfried. Girl crush swoon

Practice your curtsey, it's...18 of 35

Practice your curtsey, it's...

The queen. Of pop. Madonna, as seen on tour in September 2012.

She's the World Food Programme Ambassador19 of 35

She's the World Food Programme Ambassador

She's heatworld's World AmbASSador (ahem). It's...

Christina Aguilera. Good bottom20 of 35

Christina Aguilera. Good bottom

This is the 'I love my butt' dance21 of 35

This is the 'I love my butt' dance

As kindly demonstrated by Jennifer Lopez.

This is NOT Amanda Holden's celebrity butt...22 of 35

This is NOT Amanda Holden's celebrity butt...

Unless she's seriously supple that is. Nope, it's definitely not. It's actually a photo bombing maverick mooner showing off his (or her?) civilian bottom. WHAT FUN.

Just be glad they haven't invented e-scratch n' sniff yet23 of 35

Just be glad they haven't invented e-scratch n' sniff yet

This is Joe Swash, flashing his down under Down Under on I'm A Celebrity...Altogether now, I'm A Civilian... Get ME OUT OF HERE and to the next picture...

EYES ON THE BOTTOM PLEASE24 of 35

EYES ON THE BOTTOM PLEASE

David Beckham strips down to his kecks quite a lot, in the name of great H&M undies. He has a great bottom. EYES ON THE BOTTOM PLEASE. Unfortunately you can only see a small part of it in this picture. We tried finding a better shot but this front shot was all we hard. Honest. EYES ON THE BOTTOM PLEASE. Oh, who are we kidding. Cop a perve and then let's move on to...[Picture by: Alasdair McLellan for H&M. Thanks you Alasdair. Thank you H&M]□

The Female Butt25 of 35

The Female Butt

As seen on The Female Boss and X Factor judge - slash nice being -Tulisa Contostavlos.

WHO'S BOTTOM IS THIS THEN?26 of 35

WHO'S BOTTOM IS THIS THEN?

It's Amy Chillds, the clue's on the backdrop behind her.

It needs no introduction (it'll likely introduce itself) IT'S...27 of 35

It needs no introduction (it'll likely introduce itself) IT'S...

KIM KARDASHIAN'S BOTTOM! Who basically put the ass into KardASShian. Kim has definitely got one of the best butts in showbiz, agreed?

Mmm nice lemons28 of 35

Mmm nice lemons

Oh Keef, he's such a larf!29 of 35

Oh Keef, he's such a larf!

Keith Lemon loves baring his butt. We love him for baring his butt. But most of all, we love that Kelly Brook's there, just hanging out with Keef's bottom.

You may wish you, your girlfriends or your girlfriend had a butt like this Fashion Panda's30 of 35

You may wish you, your girlfriends or your girlfriend had a butt like this Fashion Panda's

But unless AMAZING X Factor judge Nicole Scherzinger is willing to sell her hiney, you'll just have to be content with looking at the above instead.Sidenote: We were going to make a crack about the PCD song Buttons - called Bottoms - it went a bit like this: "I'm telling you to loosen up my bottoms babe, but you keep frontin' me" Then we decided it sounded like poo, thought better of it... and wrote it anyway. ANYWAY MOVING ON...

TO THE MOST FAMOUS BOTTOM IN THE WORLD31 of 35

TO THE MOST FAMOUS BOTTOM IN THE WORLD

Aka Pippa Middleton's Pippa Middlebum. A celebrity bottom in it's own right, it shot to the heady heights of stardom in 2011. You may have seen it in such classics as The Royal Wedding and, um, maybe at Wimblebum.

You can stand under her bum-rella, ella, ella etc32 of 35

You can stand under her bum-rella, ella, ella etc

Which sexy star lives in a bottom like this? Clue: She sings songs that sound a bit like... 'Bumbrella'; 'Only bum in the world'; Bumba 1 (featuring Kardinal Offishall); 'Bum this town'… Yeah, we’ll leave it there shall we.

It's Rihanna. She is awesome, as is her bottom33 of 35

It's Rihanna. She is awesome, as is her bottom

And to bring you down to earth...34 of 35

And to bring you down to earth...

Who's bottom is this? Simon Cowell? Louis Walsh? Brad Pitt? heatworld's? No, of course it's not. The proud owner of this behind is...

Sacha (Borat) Baron Cohen. What a lovable ass35 of 35

Sacha (Borat) Baron Cohen. What a lovable ass

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