Simon Cowell protects Squiddly and Diddly from seagulls with miniature helmets

If you haven’t seen the recent news about seagulls, we would try and avoid it. It’s terrifying.

Honestly, we’ve seen more reports on small animals being pecked to death by seagulls in the past week than we have done in all our years on earth.

While pet owners around the country panic and warily watch the sky as their pet does it’s business (this is us, btw) Simon Cowell is taking action and is waging war on seagulls…through the use of crash helmets.

It’s a lot more PC way than the government’s proposal to cull a load of them…

At a recent X Factor audition, Simon was heard speaking about his seagull fears to some fans and the Sun claim he’s now planning on getting the helmets made as soon as possible.

“I am getting a crash helmet designed for my dogs,” Simon is claimed to have said. “There is a seagull problem in this country right now. Seagulls are actually attacking animals. They are coming inland at the moment.”

Maybe we should all get crash helmets? We’re panicking now too.

HELP.