Today feels like a very blue Monday.
It’s January, payday feels forever away and our great hopes for a Ricky Rayment / Marnie Simpson reunion have been SQUASHED.
Why? Because Ricky has covered up his Marnie tattoo with a picture of another woman.
Ricky had an ‘M’ inked on his wrist sometime during his epic eight-month relationship with Geordie Shore’s Marnie.
And over the weekend he had it covered up by a portrait of Gigi Hagid.
Who knows why? Gigi was dating Zayn Malik the last time we looked, so it’s not as though she and Ricky are stepping out.
And if they ever do meet it will be freaking weird for her to see his HUGE tattoo of her. Or maybe she’ll like it - one never can tell.
And hang on, what about Ricky and Nancy-May Turner from Ex On The Beach? Will no-one think of Nancy-May?
We wish ex-TOWIE Ricky had gone on Tattoo Fixers to get his ink altered as that would give us an excuse to post a picture of fit Jay Hutton, but he actually went to Lowrider studio in East London.
Sod it, here’s fit Jay anyway.
Literally any reason to look at his blue, blue eyes.
Hang on - doesn’t Marnie have an ‘R’ tattoo? We are 100% sure that she does.
Maybe she’ll go on* Tattoo Fixers* and have an appointment with fit Jay and then another beautiful reality TV romance could blossom and our hearts would sing again!
Just putting that out there. As a suggestion, like.