Kim Kardashian genital news now, and Kim Kardashian’s genitals have had quite the airing of late, haven’t they. Pretty sure we’re all well acquainted with Kim Kardashian’s lady-parts. Pretty sure we all know Kim Kardashian very well now, inside and out.
But in case you hadn’t heard the latest about Kim Kardashian’s foof, she’s just gone and updated us all on how it copes with being encased in Spanx all the time. And the answer is: not great.
Talking to Cara Delevingne in the latest issue of Love magazine, Kim explained she has ‘some issues’ with personal hygiene when it comes to body-shaping underwear.
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“I always pee all over my Spanx,” she admitted. “It’s a disaster. They aren’t crotchless enough!”
~A brief hiatus while your reporter digests this information~
In between smelling of actual piss, Kim also told Cara the story of when her sister Kourtney had a little accident at a posh hotel.
“Kourtney was a little bit notorious for that, actually. I remember we were at the Delano in Miami – they will probably never let us stay there again – and she went behind a curtain,” she said.
“[She] just squatted down and peed. I don’t know where I peed. Perhaps I was camping.”
Bleak.
What have we learned here? Basically, if you ever find yourself on a night out with Kim actual Kardashian, do NOT lend her your clothes. Because they WILL come back unusable and reeking of bodily fluids.
101 Kardashian fashion disasters for you to feast your eyes upon
101 Kardashian fashion disasters for you to feast your eyes upon

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