Kim Cattrall doesn't think Fifty Shades Of Grey star Jamie Dornan is hot, despite having eyes and all of her faculties.
Isn't this some sort of crime? We're pretty sure this is a crime.
The 58-year-old Sex And The City star, whose character Samantha Jones was notorious for her romps with younger men, said 32-year-old Jamie doesn't look like a man, more like a young boy.
Speaking to the Irish Independent, she said: ''Maybe it's my age, but he doesn't look like a man to me.
''He looks like a young boy. I like men to look like men.''
And you know what else? She doesn't want to see him all sexed up in *Fifty Shades *either, as she finds Jamie such a turn off.
''I saw the preview and you know they say in three seconds you can tell if you find someone attractive or not? Well, I just thought, 'no'."
So who does Kim Cattrall fancy? Well, Brendan Gleeson, of course. Yep, Kim Cattrall thinks ol' Mad Eye Moody from Harry Potter is sexier than Dornan. Apparently he has that special "twinkle in the eye" - maybe that's because it's a magical spinning eye, Kim.
Kim, who worked on theatre production *The Tiger's Tail *with Mad Eye, explained: "Now, if he were Brendan Gleeson -- well, there's a little something going on there, you know, the twinkle in the eye...''
Well, do you agree with Kim? Is Jamie Dornan a turn-off? Here's some pictorial evidence, so you can make up your mind...