11 ways you are the ultimate boss of your friendship group

Step aside, Queen B wannabes – the empress is coming through. Brought to you in association with hayu – reality on demand

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by Emmeline Saunders |
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From the playground to the boardroom, you've always known what it's like to wield power. Sure, you may not have always used it for good – but you're unapologetically doing you, and absolutely loving it.

Here are the 11 signs you're ruling the goddamn roost.

You put the fear of god into your enemies

As IF anyone would dare cross you. Obviously not. But its always good to remind your work nemesis who's in charge around here.

You have zero time for f!ckbois

This is strictly squad time, mmkay? If you'd wanted that guy to have your number, he'd already have it. Amirite?

Nobody sits in your seat

Listen, the rest of the office can hot-desk if they want. But are you supposed to move your possessions and computer around the place every day? Er, no. Plus, you've found the exact place in the office that gets the air-con in summer and the heating in winter. AS IF you'd move to an inferior position.

The world is yours

Literally all yours. Other people may live in it, sure, but that doesn't make it any less yours.

Your social media game is strong

All 'bout those #numbers, baby.

You have no time for bullshit

Honestly, why are they even dragging this petty stuff to your feet?

Your sense of rightness is on point

"The square root of fabulous is me" – you, 2016.

Your squad game is strong

You are a benevolent provider

You know exactly which bouncers will let you all in for free and who to target behind the bar for those sweet, sweet complementary cocktails.

No-one tells you what to do

If they even try, you laugh in their face then stop suddenly, narrow your eyes and quietly whisper,"no." They'll never make that mistake again.

There's just no question…

You're the absolute boss

Long may you reign over your dutiful subjects.

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