Henry Charles Albert David, better known as Prince Harry, was born 31 years ago today – and isn’t he just the best?
From his flirty advances to Pippa Middleton (we’re STILL hoping they’ll one day get together) to all the times he’s hit the front pages for just getting ruddy naked, Prince Harry is probably more British than a corgi eating a cream tea while wearing a Union Jack suit.
Here’s 12 things to remind you just why Prince Harry richly deserves his place in the royal family.
Happy birthday, Prince Harry! Here's why you've always been the cutest prince
1 of 12He's a right party-animal
Remember the naked billiards? We all remember the naked billiards...
2 of 12He's got his finger on the pulse of now
He was photobombing everyone back in 2012, before anyone else had even heard of the phrase
3 of 12He's a smiler
Ever seen the Queen smile? Hazza's the only royal who properly exercises those cheek muscles
4 of 12He doesn't worry about royal decorum
...And it leads to faces like THIS
5 of 12He's always had time for his subjects
"Greetings, peasants. Grandmama sends her regards"
6 of 12He's always been a dedicated follower of fashion
Even if he didn't always love his royal outfits...
7 of 12He always looks slightly uncomfortable in a suit
It's like he WANTS to be naked all the time. And who are we to deny him?
8 of 12He's not averse to making a few dreams come true
"And you get a snog! And YOU get a snog!"
9 of 12He can wear the HELL out of a boilersuit
Seriously - this totally suits him. HOW.
10 of 12And he's the only man in human history to look excellent with ginger errythang
THE THIRST IS REAL
11 of 12But he looks equally good in a polo shirt
12 of 12Er, THOSE ARMS
HELLO YES, IS THIS THE GUN SHOW? WE HAVE TICKETS, CAN WE PLEASE COME IN?