If there’s one time when you absolutely, most definitely wear clothes, it’s when you’re riding a Segway. Imagine falling off one of those guys in nothing but your birthday suit. Ouchie.
So we were most surprised to hear that Harry Styles had once travelled around on one of those things sans clothes.
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The 5 Seconds Of Summer boys went on two world tours with Harry and One Direction, and it’s during this time that Luke Hemmings, Michael Clifford, Calum Hood and Ashton Irwin caught sight of this naked phenomenon.
Talking to Alan Carr on Chatty Man, Ashton admitted: "It was just once I saw it [Harry naked]; full on ballsack."
Micheal explained: "The worst part was that Luke's mum was standing right there and he comes in on the Segway, just butt naked and he goes in on the Segway, sees Luke's mum and turns around."
And, even worse – Harry had never been on a Segway before, so it took him a while to escape.
"It was like his first time on a Segway too so it was kind of awkward turning around and trying to hide things at the same time."
Erm, lol.
Harry's hairiest moments!
Harry Styles' hairiest moments
1 of 21The X Factor curls
Hazza had a full head of curls when he first rose to fame on The X Factor
2 of 21Wind hazard
It doesn't seem to cope too well with the wind...
3 of 21The Styles comb over
He's definitely not going bald but he is a fan of the comb over
4 of 21Wigging out
Technically not his actual hair but it is LOLZ
5 of 21Rock 'n' roll
Looking quite the rock star, Hazza!
6 of 21Hats a good look
Sometimes his hair's so wild he has to tame it with a, er, hat
7 of 21Slick!
It didn't take long for the One Direction star to grow his hair out after his X Factor days
8 of 21Getting longer...
As Harry grows, so does his hair
9 of 21The mega-parting
Harry's hair up close really is something - check out that parting!
10 of 21The swoosh?
We're not quite sure what to call this look but his hair is kind of swooshed back. Doesn't he look cute with his little flower?
11 of 21The swoosh curl
A bit like the swoosh but with extra curl for extra volume
12 of 21Super long
Harry eventually grew his curls out and is loving his mega-long hair
13 of 21Luscious
Maybe one day his luscious long locks will go as far down as that opening in his shirt
14 of 21Safety first
Is Hazza's hair now so long he has to wear glasses to keep it out his eyes?
15 of 21Tied back
It's so long he sometimes has to tie it back with a bandana
16 of 21Totes a pro
The bandana is particularly useful for when he needs to keep it out of his face on stage
17 of 21Covering it up
If Harry's having a particularly bad hair day, which we doubt is ever true, he can just plonk a hat on his head
18 of 21The man bun
Quick, simple, easy
19 of 21Keeping it casual
When Harry wants to stay relaxed for meeting fans, he can just tie it back
20 of 21Keeping it under control
But being the savvy, hairy guy he is, Harry knows when to get a bit of a trim
21 of 21It goes with anything
When Harry went to the British Fashion Awards he proved his long hair can even look smart