In a twist so dramatic and massive that you'd only ever see it on the telly (which is apt 'cause they're all on the telly), Aaron Chalmers is dating Lewis Bloor's ex.
If you don't know just how mega this is – Aaron Chalmers was on / off with his Geordie Shore co-star Marnie Simpson, who then went into Celebrity Big Brother, had "the most romantic shower of me life" (her words, not ours), and quickly fell deeply in love with LEWIS BLOOR.
So these two couples should never double date, basically.
If you can't remember Lewis, he was the one with the ENORMOUS AND HAIRLESS PEEN.
The gal is Nicole Bass, and dated Lewis in TOWIE last year.
Aaron posted an Insta pic of the two of them looking all lovely and loved up with the caption: "Me and the little 1 @nicolecharbass"
And she posted a similar one with the caption: "Too much sauce @aaroncgshore"
WITH A HEART!
What on EARTH is going on?
By the look of the comment section, people were just as confused as we are.
"Aw did you have to get with Lewis's ex cos Marnie is with him Seems legit" and another: "did you and Marnie swap exes or something?"
LOOOOOL.
Marnie recently bumped into Aaron and it sounded like it went very badly.
"I bumped into him recently and he ran away," she said in her column for Star magazine.
Lol.
"I hope living with Aaron won’t be awkward," she went on.
"I know he’ll try to get with new girls to piss me off, but it won’t work. We’ll be fine after a few days."
We think it's gonna be even more awks after this revelation, Marns.
Geordie Shore is BACK on Tuesday 25 October, although it was recorded about sixth months BL (before Lewis).