Whaaaaaaaaaaaat the hell.
So, unbeknowest to some, Simon Cowell might have actually got his PENIS out on TV last night.
Some eagled eyed (and downright dirty minded) viewers noticed something pretty strange whilst watching The X Factor last night. As Simon sat before some poor girl singing for her survival at Judges Houses - viewers couldn't help but notice something hanging out of his famous and awful pale blue jeans.
LOOK! IS THIS WHAT WE THINK IT IS?
Thankfully for everyone mentally scarred by the whole incident, it turns out that it's just Simon's naked big toe - leading us to questions two things:
- Why isn't he wearing some sort of flip flop? Surely he can afford two billion pairs?
- How are Mel B and Baby Spice keeping a straight face?
We're kind of dissapointed, if we're being 100% honest. Everyone knows heat love an accidental (or just plain exposed) penis slip.
We mean, have you seen Alex Bowen's from Love Island? Or Lewis Bloor's gigantic and HAIRLESS member?
Still, we're glad something distracted us all from the fact Simon Cowell was a complete ARSE for telling a girl to take her make-up off to let him 'see what's underneath'.
Sorry not sorry for ruining your Sunday, folks.
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