We don't like to go on about it much (rofl), but we at heat are veeeery partial to the peen.
We brought you Alex Bowen's ENORMOUS peen, Lewis Bloor's ENORMOUS AND HAIRLESS peen and Gary Beadle's ENORMOUS PARSNIP.
We even brought you a Bake Off peen once.
Aren't we good to you?
We thought we brought you Justin Bieber's once, but it turned it out wasn't his.
The latest peen related story concerns the aforementioned enormity belonging to Alex Bowen (of Love Island), as he ALLEGEDLY once sent an x-rated video to none other than CHLOE FERRY.
If you'll remember, Alex also used to date Vicky Pattison, which makes this all the more controversial.
(Just so we're clear – this was before the days of Love Island and Olivia Buckland)
Chloe said: "Alex was texting me before he went on the show and he was getting with Vicky as well, wasn’t he?"
AND THEN she added to The Sun: "He sent me a naughty video of himself too."
WOWZERS.
But is the video as good as the pic we found of his ALLEGED peen?
NOTHING is as good as that.
In case you missed it, Chloe recently got absolutely terrified by one of those ridiculous clowns that are ruining everyone's life at the moment.
Taking to Snapchat after the terrifying incident, Chloe said:
"Just to let everyone know I've just had a clown jump out at us and I was so fucking scared. He could have had a f*cking knife! He could have had a knife!"
BLIMEY.
We don’t think he did, mind.
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