You may have noticed that we at heatworld are pretty partial to the peen. We've brought you Lewis Bloor's (ENORMOUS peen), Gaz Beadle's [{href='planetradio.co.uk/heat/celebrity/news/gary-beadle-instagram-picture-penis/' }) and, most notably, we brought you Alex Bowen's absolutely massive wang.
Actually we brought you Alex Bowen's twice cos we're just so bloody lovely.
We thought we brought you Justin Bieber's once, but it turned out it wasn't his.
That was a disappointing day.
ANYWAY – onto the next peen. Which is… FITLORD Alex Mytton off of MIC's!
We don't actually have a picture (YET) of the peen in question, but we did have a brief discussion about it while chatting to him ahead of the upcoming series of Made In Chelsea.
While we were probing (lol) him about his brief encounter with Ex On The Beach's Maisie Gillespie, he said: "She keeps f*cking talking about it… I met her in Cardiff. I can't remember her name."
Romantic.
Tiffany Watson (she was there too, btw) chimed in: "What did she say about your dick?"
Alex replied: "Lottie [Moss, his gf] was like err actually let's not... She called my dick… she was like 'it's really long but it's not that wide.' I was like fuck me."
WHAT A SPECIAL STORY!
This comes after Maisie told The Sun last year of the romantic encounter: "He’s a nice guy, good body. He’s a good shagger – he went for a while yeah.
"His willy isn’t very wide but it’s quite long – it’s nice. It’s a good willy. But he’s a nice guy, I met him on a night out and he was nice on the night."
(We once saw the peen in a Snapchat his ex gf, Nicola Hughes, uploaded a while ago, and can confirm it ain't that thin)
Made in Chelsea returns to E4 on 20th March at 9pm.