We at heatworld love peen almost as much as reality telly and massive plates of spaghetti – and get so ruddy excited when a new celeb peen joins our peen list (yes we have a list).
Also on the list - Lewis Bloor's (ENORMOUS peen), Gaz Beadle's [{href='planetradio.co.uk/heat/celebrity/news/gary-beadle-instagram-picture-penis/' }) and, most notably, Alex Bowen's frankly ridiculous sized wang.
Thus far, the closest we'd had to an a-list peen was a pic of Justin Bieber's that turned out wasn't actually his (that was a disappointing day), but now we've got ALEXANDER SKARSGARD'S.
(We are fairly sure it isn't actually his because it was on the telly and it's ENORMOUS, but still).
We're just gonna pretend it's real…
He showcased the peen in the penultimate episode of HBO's Big Little Lies on Sunday, and it stole the show and our hearts.
LOOK. AT. IT.
Where can we get one of those prosthetic hotdog penis things? Asking for a friend…
IN OTHER PENIS NEWS:
Did you see that that RASCAL Ruth Langsford off of the telly posted a peen to Twitter? We didn't see this one coming
ALSO, this YouTuber got his dick out to prove it wasn't small. And he ain't wrong.
Alex Mytton off of Made In Chelsea recently had an indepth discussion with heat about his peen. Noice.
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