Amanda Holden would like you to please look at her coconuts

You know when you find a pair of coconuts on holiday somewhere really glamorous, and get someone to take a photo of you wearing said coconuts in place of your chesticles?

No?

Us neither, because we’re in the office at the moment and a holiday isn’t really something we can relate to (forget the fact we just spent two weeks in a TV coma eating Yorkshire puddings on an hourly basis).

But this is something Amanda Holden TOTALLY knows about.

Look at those puppies! We mean the coconuts, obviously. Looking good, Amanda.

“Do you think these are a lovely pair of coconuts?!” Amanda wrote on Instagram.

Cue a million pervy comments from middle-aged guys called Tony that we won’t repeat here, but are extremely gross and involve nuts and milk. Yeah.

Amanda, we feel for you, but seriously, you knew that was going to happen.

The Britain’s Got Talent judge has been having a ball for New Year, and before she hit the beach, enjoyed the London fireworks display to ring in 2015.

It’s all right for some, it is really is – though at least we aren’t getting perved on by men called Tony right now. Our bikini bodies are really not ready for that just yet.

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