The fruitloop on the bus shunned you and sat next to their new BFF, which actually hurt a bit, didn’t it. You’ve got spag bol for tea. Fairly normal middle-of-the-road, middle-of-the-week day, isn’t it.
WELL PREPARE TO BE SHOCKED OUT OF YOUR SKIN: Anna Kendrick is rumoured to be dating Alfie Allen, star of hit HBO TV series Game Of Thrones.
WOAH. WHAT. WE WERE NOT EXPECTING THIS NEWS THIS WEDNESDAY. NO. NO. SAY IT ISN’T SO.
Yeah, sorry.
The New York Post reported that Anna and Alfie recently met up in Vegas and went for dinner alone at celeb hot-spot Sushi Samba, where they apparently asked to be seated at “a dark table”.
Granted, that could be because Alfie had a massive spot he didn’t want anyone seeing, or maybe Anna was trying out some new night-vision goggles. But we’d rather go with the frankly unsettling news that they are boning.
And is it any coincidence that Anna's ex, Edgar Wright, looks very much like Alfie's co-star Kit Harrington?
Just imagine: Alfie Allen, post-coitally smoking a rollie while Anna Kendrick plays the Cup Song nakedly. Imagine it with your brain thoughts.
Game Of Thrones actors looks different to their characters - comparison pictures

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Maisie Williams/Arya Stark

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Isaac Hempstead-Wright/Bran Stark

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Gwendoline Christie/Brienne of Tarth

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Michelle Fairley/Catelyn Stark

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Lena Headey/Queen Cersei Lannister

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Emilia Clarke/Daenerys Targaryen

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Jason Momoa/Khal Drogo

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Kristian Nairn/Hodor

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Rory McCann/Sandor 'The Hound' Clegane

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Nikolaj Coster-Waldau/Jamie Lannister

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Jack Gleeson/King Joffrey Baratheon

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Kit Harington/Jon Snow

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Natalie Dormer/Margaery Tyrell

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Carice van Houten/Melisandre

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Sean Bean/Eddard Stark

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Aidan Gillen/Petyr Baelish

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Richard Madden/Robb Stark

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John Bradley/Samwell Tarly

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Sophie Turner/Sansa Stark

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Sibel Kekilli/Shae

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Alfie Allen/Theon Greyjoy

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Peter Dinklage/Tyrion Lannister

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Charles Dance/Tywin Lannister

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Conleth Hill/Lord Varys

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Rose Leslie/Ygritte