We’re about to start series 13 of TOWIE, and it’d be extremely silly to imagine the path of constructed reality love ever runs smoothly – not least for TOWIE’s serial on/off-ers James ‘Arg’ Argent and Lydia Bright. Who at this very moment, are very much ON. And very much getting it on, too. But only when Arg remains 50 per cent clothed.
When Arg and Lydia “make love” (disclaimer: Arg’s turn of phrase, not our), Lydia prefers to see a bit less of Arg than one having sexual relations would typically expect.
“[When] I’m trying to kiss and cuddle, she’ll ask me to keep my top on,” Arg told us at the launch of ITVBe in Ibiza last week.
“If I’m in her room or whatever, she’ll strip off and look amazing, but if I go to strip off, she’ll pull a funny face.”
Poor Arg…
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The TOWIE crew hit Ibiza!
TOWIE in Ibiza

Dan Osborne, Georgia Kousoulou and Jasmin Walia
We're hard pushed to say anything here. Let's just appreciate the glory that is Dan O.

Ferne McCann and Lewis Bloor
Ferne looked gorge in her flared LBD with bright orange heels. Lewis opted for a relaxed printed shirt and slim jeans. No socks, obvi.

Gemma Collins and Mario Falcone
Gem enjoyed a refreshing drink in the sun, wearing an art deco-style beaded dress while Mario, who's finally back on the show, slouched around in a weird mesh tee and torn skinnies.

Georgia Kousoulou and Charlie Sims
Georgia showed off her enviable pins in a cute Zara PJ playsuit, adding a slick of red lippy for colour. Charlie went for top-to-toe black, defying the unspoken rule to wear happy colours in Ibiza. Rebel.

James Lock, Dani Armstrong and Jasmin Walia
Happy couple Lockie and Dani looked super cute together. We can't get on with blokes in flip flops, though. There's something just a bit off about seeing a fella's toes poking out of dainty thongs...

Lauren Pope and Vas J Morgan
We loved Lauren's pretty cut-out maxi! The printed number looked so good with her flowing waves. Pope's BFF Vas went for urban moody for his night out look.