Ashton Kutcher has finally told the world about his relationship with Mila Kunis – and it was NOT what we were all expecting.
Speaking at a tech conference in Sydney, Australia, Ashton inadvertently put to bed all those rumours that the couple had got married in a secret ceremony.
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"Last week I was walking with Mila Kunis, who's my fiancée," he said. "I get to have sex with her. It's amazing!"
He also spoke to the crowd about her new film,* Jupiter Ascending*, and bragged several more times about how he gets to sleep with her.
"Mila's character is the Queen of Humanity. I have sex with the Queen of Humanity!"
Ashton then went on to talk about how annoyed he gets when people ask his new baby-mama stupid questions.
"Granted, I prize her as the most valuable person in the world to me, [but] there is such thing as a dumb question," he added.
Oh, and he opened up about new fatherhood, having become a parent for the first time five months ago.
"We were walking and I had baby Wyatt strapped to me. She's beautiful, it's new. Never gets old," Ashton finished.
We're sticking a fresh fiver on a hunch that that's the last time Ashton will talk so candidly about his private life for, ooh, let's say, the next three years?