Well Christmas dinner at the Kardashian mansion might be a bit awks if Kanye West has anything to do with it – not that there's much likelihood he'll still be invited after this story came to light…
Some enterprising soul has made Google work overtime to come up with some old blog posts of Kanye's, and hilariously, awfully, bite-off-your-own-arm-at-the-elbow terribly, he managed to make both his now-wife Kim Kardashian AND her sister Kourtney Kardashian two of his Girls Of The Week. It's a Yeezy thing. Y'know.
Writing about Kim in 2008, Kanye said: "She is best known for her social life, and her reality show Keeping Up With The Kardashians.
"In 2000, Kardashian married music producer Damon Thomas; their relationship ended in divorce in 2004. Currently she is dating NFL player Reggie Bush. On May 2, 2008, Kardashian released a workout DVD, Workout with Kim Kardashian, and a set of workout cards with the help of trainer Kathy Kaehler." You can just feel the creativity oozing off these words, can't you?
But it gets better – a year after posting a snap of Kim totally nude, Kanye then uploads one of Kourtney wearing a push-up bra and jeans, and makes HER his Girl Of The Week. CRINGE.
As if that weren't enough to make you turn your entire body inside out in embarrassment, Kanye dedicates an entire page of his blog to explaining his Girl Of The Week spot.
"I love blogging, duh! But one of the things I love the most is doing the '"Where are you Yeezy's" (literally just kidding sort of!! Hahaha)," he starts. This is all in capitals, but our publishing system would fracture under the weight of them if we tried it.
"Seriously though! I actually don't know most of the girls I post.... But there is a method to my madness, some peace to the perversion. This post gives me the opportunity to be creative. I meaning me... meaning in third person like I'm crazy Kanye West," he continues, seemingly trying to explain the very basics of Adobe Photoshop.
"I first choose the, what I call the cover photo... I know you might not believe this but I look for something not too trashy and iconic. Everything I do is about creating memorable, iconic imagery.
"Obviously I don't think shots from the back are trashy depending on the specific pose. I'm basically r*tarded with photooshop so I feel so accomplished when I erase a logo or something like that off of a photo... Then I obviously use comic life to put the 'Where are You Yeezy' next to the girl.'"
This is peak Kanye. Peak Kanye peaked six whole years before we thought Kanye had peaked. OUR MIND HAS IMPLODED.