There are many reasons why we’re jealous of Victoria Beckham.
Reason 1: She’s so rich, she can literally afford not to smile.
Reason 2: She gets to sleep with David Beckham.
Reason 3: Did we mention that she gets to sleep with David Beckham?
Anyway, we were given another reason to be jealous of VB tonight – talking to heat on the red carpet, David Beckham had a slip of the tongue and revealed the Beckhams aren't too posh for porn.
To conclude: David's at the wrong type of film awards.