Are you a Beyoncé hater? Are you a hater? Well Beyoncé has a message for you, hater. And that message is: yo hater, look at this picture of my butt.
Wavy lines, a flashback: this week, Beyoncé caused controversy [1] when she posted a photo of her lording it up in a bikini to her Instagram account — but, uh, fans noticed a suspect thigh gap and a mild distortion in the stairs behind Bey that some think is indicative of her Photoshopping her Instagram pictures.
[1] Read: ‘a few tweets, a couple news articles’ Anyway overnight she posted a new photo to her website of her, in the same bikini and on the same stairs, albeit from a different and unphotoshopped angle.
HEY. HEY HATERS. HEY TAKE THAT, HATERS. More importantly, Beyoncé looks pretty unpregnant in the photo, which should put paid to rumours that Jay and Bey are expecting baby number two. Beyoncé has basically done the haters and the rumourmongers in one photo. Imagine the future. Imagine a future where the only form of communication is photos of Beyoncé slowly ascending and descending a set of stairs in a bikini. What a wonderful future that awaits us.