Beyonce has just finished her On The Run tour with her husband Jay Z so she’s got plenty of holiday downtime to come.
Which, to Bey, means taking loads of photographs of herself and then spending some time digitally altering them to make herself look different.
But, Beyonce, we cry – you don’t need a thigh gap. You’re already one of the most attractive women on the planet and you are our idol, so PLEASE stop.
Or if you’re going to carry on, because we know everyone has a bad body day, then at least get someone to do it for you properly. If you don’t, the kids![] of today may think that objects miraculously warp and alter shape as soon as a picture is taken.
The middle step, in this photo for example…
GALLERY: Hottest celebrity bikini bodies of 2014, featuring Kim Kardashian, Beyonce and more
Hottest celebrity bikini bodies of 2014, featuring Kim Kardashian, Beyonce and more
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