Unless you’ve been trapped in an underground bunker for the past forty eight hours, you’ll be familiar with the fact that yesterday marked the auspicious occasion that was Queen Bey’s 34th birthday.
The internet was awash with birthday wishes for the star but her daughter Blue Ivy's gift looked to be Beyoncé’s favourite. (Ours too.)
The singer and veritable goddess showed off her daughter's homemade card on Instagram, captioning the picture: “Thank you from the bottom of my heart for all my birthday wishes”.
Of course one of the myriad advantages of being Beyoncé is the colossal amount of public declarations of love that you receive on your birthday.
Friends and family showed their devotion by dedicating songs to the star that were posted on her website.
Husband Jay-Z chose the rather maudlin melody “Yellow" by Coldplay, writing: “This song reminds me of you and I on vacation. 'Look at the stars, look how they shine for you.' So many legendary nights. It represents vulnerability; it's us in our own world, away from work and totally lost in love. 'For you, I'll bleed myself dry.'" Intense, huh?
But it’s still Blue’s wobbly scrawl of the words "#1 mom" that’s really making mush of our hearts.