Well this series of Big Brother is... eventful. And nothing is more eventful than the tornado that is Marco Pierre White Jnr, who has already racked up more than 250 complaints to Ofcom for his antics in the house.
Since starting the show an engaged man, with what was described as a 'hall pass' by his fiancee Kim Melville-Smith, he's had sex (or at least, what appeared to be very close to it) on TV, put someone's boob in his mouth and now looks to have dumped poor Kim live on air.
Lovely.
To be fair, we were a bit cloudy as to the exact terms of a hall pass, but were fairly certain it didn't extend to appearing to have full sex with another woman in front of the entire country. Something that Kim agreed with, and clarified on Twitter.
Even worse, she couldn't even watch the show and had no idea that her fiance was, in fact, putting said boob (belonging to housemate Laura Carter) in said mouth.
Now the poor girl has had to watch Marco seemingly dump her on air.
"Until I find the right person, I just want to be free. I just want to be a bird. Got any cool friends that I would be perfect for?" he told housemate Emma. Which sounds like, erm, he doesn't want to get married very much.
In response, poor Kim tweeted:
Nothing like finding out your boyfriend is a cheater along with the rest of the country either, eh? One good thing - Kim seems to be surrounded by friends while her supposed other half received avalanches of complaints and essentially outs himself as a massive douche.
Sure, Marco and Laura last night decided to call time on their tryst until they're both out of the house - but is that really any excuse? And do we really believe them? One thing's for sure, we'll be continuing to watch the series through our fingers to find out.
Catch more Big Brother tonight at 9pm on Channel 5
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