Big Brother’s Mr Showbiz releases WORST Christmas song in the world ever

Have you been wondering what Simon ‘Showbiz’ Gross has been up to since being booted out of this year’s Big Brother not once but twice?

No, nor us.

But it turns out the “reality celebrity” (self-named) has been making a Christmas single.

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Is it any good? Let’s just say that Showbiz Christmas makes Christmas In Blobbyland look like a classic.

In the video, which is a delight all of its own, Simon is seen mingling at a ‘celeb’ party, although we have zero clue who anyone is supposed to be other than fake Simon Cowell.

Then Mr Showbiz realises the shallowness of the celeb scene - #irony – and instead goes to dance outside a Tesco with some confused daytime shoppers. Those who don’t ignore him.

Do you want to check it out? Of course you do! And you can. Here. Now.

All proceeds go to homeless charity Centrepoint so we shouldn’t take the mick too badly.

And, when you watch the video, we believe you’ll find that we could have been much, much harsher.