It's Bonfire Night everyone!
Here at heatworld, we're pretty excited about about seeing flashes in the night sky, don't get us wrong, but our whole celeb-packed lives are filled with fireworks. The type used to describe celebrity feuds, that is.
There's nothing better than an explosive (non-violent) celeb fight (that doesn't involve any kind of legal proceeding). So, pop your toffee apple down and read about our favourite CELEBRITY FIREWORKS.
Beyonce, Solange Knowles and Jay Z - Liftgate
Like, OBVIOUSLY. This could not have been more explosive had we put a Catherine Wheel on the head a totally motionless Beyonce, as she watched her sister full-on beat up her husband at the Met Gala after-party earlier this year.
KABOOM!
TOWIE: "A PAIR OF BALLS!"
This the first proper fight we've seen on TOWIE in aaaaaages. Jess Wright has found out Ricky Rayment has been messaging other girls. They split up, and to make matter worse, Ricky starts saying stuff like this...
The whole of Geordie Shore
Whether it's fight-fireworks or sex-fireworks, every episode of Geordie Shore never fails to disappoint...
Simon Webbe, Chloe Sims and the Shepherds Pie
A random one that only people like us here at heatworld would remember, and like to remind people of.
Simon Webbe from Blue was dating Layla Manoochehri. When the relationship ended in 2011, she told a newspaper it was all because she'd found him in a compromising position with TOWIE's Chloe Sims, something Simon denies. But it gets odder. Layla also explained she'd previously got home to find Chloe had cooked Simon a Shepherds Pie, so she drove around to Chloe's house. And THREW IT AT HER.
WE WISH WE HAD A GIF OF THIS.
"I didn’t even give him a chance to speak," Layla said on discovering the PIE. "I knew where Chloe lived, jumped in the car with the shepherd’s pie, knocked on the door and threw the pie at her and told her that if she ever cooked for my man ever again in my life, there would be trouble.”
She then added: “I love shepherds pie and my mum’s a chef and the fact that she put tinned tomatoes in hers I think I was more annoyed about than anything else.”
The X Factor's... erm Watergate...
This would not happen now on the show would it? Well, maybe if we get Mel B riled up enough, hey?
For your viewing pleasure, please enjoy the moment Sharon Osbourne decided to throw TWO glasses of water in Louis Walsh's face on live television. Let us never forget it was all over Journey South.
She had form... (go to 1minute 30 seconds in...)
Katie Price versus Jane Pountney
If you sleep with your best mate's husband, you can expect some retaliation. But when Katie Price is that best friend... WOW. There have been several rants by Katie about her best friend Jane Pountney's affair with her husband Kieran Hayler.
Rita Ora versus Holly Hagan
Here's two you never would've put together, and yet, the world of showbiz fireword feuds brings all of us together, in many ways.
First, Geordie Shore's Holly, said she'd heard Rita had been "ALLEGEDLY bukin Jay Z"... we're not sure what bukin is, but whatevs.
So, Rita hit back...
BANG!!
Justin Bieber and Orlando Bloom
They had a big old fight in Ibiza. Either because Justin was alleged to have hooked up with Orlando's ex-wife Miranda Kerr. Or because Orlando hooked up with Justin's ex, Selena Gomez. Lovely. Apparently when Orlando hit Justin, the whole room clapped. We, of course, do not endorse violence.
In our heads, it went down something like THIS
Katie and Peter: The Fighty Chapter.
We could detail EVERY awful fight that has happened between Katie Price and Peter Andre since their divorce in 2009, but we think we'd break the internet. There was the one where she straightened Princess' hair and he went mad. There was the one where she got mad about not seeing the kids over Christmas. There was the one where she called him a "sweaty fat Greek" on their wedding day. Oh and there's a huge big massive courtcase they're both locked into.
