Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian have been dating for roughly seven minutes, so naturally they're already engaged and thinking about getting married. If anything, they're a bit slow off the mark in terms of celebrity whirlwind relationships – we're kinda wondering when the baby news will break.
But before they tie the actual knot, there's one big obstacle in the way of most celeb relationships: the pre-nuptial agreement.
Should you sign one, safe in the knowledge that your millions of dollars will go to your lawyer rather than the supposed love of your life? Or do you do a Cheryl and refuse to let anything so base as a legal document stand in the way of your glorious love?
These are just some of the questions Rob's currently facing. Others, we're guessing, come in the form of WhatsApps from his sisters ("Rob, what the F*CK are you thinking? CALL ME").
But listen up: Blac Chyna is going to refuse to sign a pre-nup, heat has learnt, and Rob's momager Kris Jenner is Not Happy.
A friend of Blac's told heat: "She doesn't care what anyone says – she feels like Rob is her man and the fact he is rich just adds to the appeal. She says she won't walk down the aisle or say 'I do' unless they split everything 50/50."
Now, is it us or is that the most 2016 quote about a celebrity relationship yet?
Kris, meanwhile, is said to be "concerned" that her daughter-in-law-to-be is only doing this ('this' meaning – in the crudest sense – Rob. Soz Rob) for the $$$.
"She wants to make sure that if they were ever to divorce, that Blac only gets the smallest amount possible," another insider told heat.
"She's even considering going behind Rob's back to make an agreement with Blac."
Sheesh. It's like a Shakespearian masterpiece, isn't it? Imagine what actual Shakespeare would have to say about this.
Anyway, you should pick up this week's heat for even more gems like this one. Go on. Do it now.
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