Behold: The greatest cover of 2015 (so far this month)
Bradley Cooper has bared all in a naked and slightly surreal shoot for W Magazine’s January issue. Well, we say naked, but what we really mean is getting his very teeny-tiny nipples out.
In the photos taken by Tim Walker, The Hangover star – who we’ve been obsessed with since, like, forever – is covered in chalky white powder while holding up a pair of cream Louis Vuitton trousers to protect his modesty.
Wearing only white suspenders on the cover and with his Danny Zuko hair style (if you’re into that slicked hair sort of thing), the 40-year-old actor looks every inch pale and interesting – think the old man in The Addams Family meets Robert Pattison in Twilight meets Clockwork Orange.
From being arguably one of the two best looking Brads in the world and managing to make tan lines look HOT (if these pictures are anything to go by) to having the womanliest foot we’ve ever seen – he has the trifecta.
But Bradders isn’t about to go into hiding just yet, his turn as legendary Navy seal sniper Chris Kyle in American Sniper will be released in cinemas on 16 January 2015.
Watch the trailer below: