Brian Harvey references HIS OWN POTATO-BASED CAR ACCIDENT and Cathedral City cheese in German Whip cover video

Brian Harvey – the one-time boybander who once ate four jacket potatoes so hard he ended up running over his own body with his own car – has gone FULL Brian Harvey by referencing that exact incident in a new video.

The former East 17 singer has covered grime artist Meridian Dan’s German Whip… only he’s replaced several key lyrics with “jacket potat-a” and “cheese and that”. Oh, and there are some nice faux-vomit noises thrown in there too, for that added authenticity.

The video was uploaded to YouTube last month but doesn’t seem to have caught the public’s attention until, well, now.

In it he lies on the ground at an awkward angle (like he’s just been run over…), bites a big chunk of cheese off a bumper Cathedral City pack and, er, places fork-spiked baked potatoes on his chest as reminders to what once might have been.

We don’t want to be too rash, but we really think 2015 could be Brian Harvey’s year. After all, he’s taking on paedophiles and the music industry, plus he’s pretty much got a direct line to David Cameron’s hammy ear.

Well done, Bri-Har.

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