OMG. Bristol is getting it’s very own Geordie Shore TV show!

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Only in Bristol tv show geordie shore

by Aimee Jakes |
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So reality tv is looking tip top and healthy right now. Don't believe us?

Well, we have the reeeeet lads and lasses off of Geordie Shore who ‘tash on’ and compete to see who is the radgiest. On the flip-side, we have Mark Francis and co, eternally bitching at brunch in the boroughs of Chelsea. Then somewhere in the middle (kinda) we have the TOWIE lot, who made Essex famous for salty potatos and vajazzles. We also have the distant memory of The Valleys to mull over when we are stuck in traffic.

So, it's now Bristol's turn at getting it's own reality TV show and we are kinda excited (read hyperventilating). It's going to be called 'Only In Bristol' and appaz, it is going to be very similar to Geordie Shore. But we imagine in true Bristol fashion there will be more cider, arty shirts and a terrible bus service?

According to The Bristol Post, the show will follow ten Bristolian socialites between the ages of 18 and 27 and it promises to be RAUNCHY. YAAAAS.

The auditions for Only In Bristol are still under way, with a pilot to be filmed very soon. We have a hunch that it's going to be nothing like Skins which was filmed in the City ten years ago.

Oh no.

Evidence 1: In a sneak peak audition tape of the potential cast, the producer said to one of the auditionees:

'I dare you to go up to the most attractive guy in the room and rub on them' OH.

Evidence 2: The producer/American Rapper D-Jukes told The Bristol Post,'We had some great characters come forward. Some crazy, some freaky, some sexual and some promising drama.'

'We've got this one girl, who everyone keeps wanting out, but she keeps delivering drama like you wouldn't believe.'

Evidence 3: Skins is not what Bristol is like(!!) and this is a reality tv show, people.

OH AR. We cannot wait.

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