Are we perverts now? We feel like we might be perverts now. We’re definitely on a list somewhere, and so are you for clicking on this.
Because Brooklyn Beckham has posted a topless picture of himself working out, and we’re experiencing some uncomfortable feelings. As, by the looks of things, are many of his 4.2 million Instagram followers.
Brooklyn, who’s 16 – 16 FOR THE LOVE OF GOD – uploaded this image of himself doing some chin-ups in his gym, and HOLY MOLEY would you look at those muscles.
![](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/lifestyle-legacy/43/e729d/4f761/7cea4/3f0d0/dc725/dea74/Brooklyn%20Beckham%20topless_716x714.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
Like, he was born just that side of the millennium, so it feels weird that we are looking at this. Should we not look at this? Legally he’s allowed to buy a lottery ticket and get married with his parents’ permission, but you still can’t take him to a pub for another two years.
“I’m effed up,” said one Instagram commenter, succinctly putting all our thoughts into words.
“Jesus almighty,” said another, while a third added: “I AM NOT OKAY.”
The struggle is real, you guys. Um, why don’t we look at some nice pictures of his dad, David Beckham, instead?
40 photos of David Beckham looking hot
40 photos of David Beckham looking hot
![Nice pants](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/lifestyle-legacy/f5/df92f/f4095/d78e8/71799/20d82/30422/david-beckham-pants_620x713.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
Nice pants
![Too cute!](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/lifestyle-legacy/91/625b7/1890f/928c2/cffcb/3a45b/8bed2/David%20Harper_620x713.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
Too cute!
![Helping out Unicef](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/lifestyle-legacy/a7/724e8/d7a1e/08668/28b4d/6825d/21c5d/UNI178729_620x713.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
Helping out Unicef
![With his boys](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/lifestyle-legacy/18/a3c46/43aa3/e49a4/c1d7c/8edf5/81381/8-david-beckham-last-football-match-madrid-children_620x713.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
With his boys
![Embarrassing Brooklyn](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/lifestyle-legacy/88/e12de/3ef00/6b227/20baa/4baf8/2d00b/david-beckham-photobomb-son-brooklyn_620x713.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
Embarrassing Brooklyn
![Nice torso](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/lifestyle-legacy/85/e659b/17753/f41ea/45c6e/e8dcc/b73e6/David%20Beckham%20topless_620x713.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
Nice torso
![In the pre-Harper days](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/lifestyle-legacy/53/a5cb1/95db4/22a9b/2ddf7/c9eeb/2a205/16-beckhams-spice-girls-viva-forever-premiere_620x713.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
In the pre-Harper days
![Who knew scruffy could be so hot?!](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/lifestyle-legacy/eb/32f45/bfbfe/acca6/2d5c1/2c172/4e389/david-beckham-side-profile_620x713.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
Who knew scruffy could be so hot?!
![Dave and Brooklyn](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/lifestyle-legacy/f4/dae35/e94a6/1d4eb/e5747/32aeb/e3c4e/264E857300000578-2979030-Proud_dad_David_Beckham_took_to_Facebook_on_Wednesday_morning_to-a-76_1425467019766_620x713.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
Dave and Brooklyn
![Harper is just so cool!](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/lifestyle-legacy/dc/52f89/0804d/5d406/72ade/092f0/0018b/Harper%20beckham%20pink%20dress%20topknot_620x713.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
Harper is just so cool!
![Suited and booted](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/lifestyle-legacy/bb/79a7d/ca38b/403ad/e4256/23335/e272d/david-beckham_620x713.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
Suited and booted
![The look of love](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/lifestyle-legacy/41/cf56a/6d868/8d8a1/e12c5/80d0d/62fbb/David-Beckham1_620x713.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
The look of love
![Thumbs up to being a total stud muffin](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/lifestyle-legacy/d9/ac51f/04030/dfd02/8b67d/f0516/21b38/david-beckham2_620x713.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
Thumbs up to being a total stud muffin
![Just hanging with Jay Z - no biggie...](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/lifestyle-legacy/83/ff822/83beb/67a10/b46a7/4289a/3e49c/david-beckham3_620x713.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
Just hanging with Jay Z - no biggie...
![All white](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/lifestyle-legacy/e9/7e5cd/e61dc/13e26/3f66a/1c692/fb718/david-beckham4_620x713.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
All white
![The future's orange (and hot, apparently...)](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/lifestyle-legacy/9a/00ac1/620e8/1422a/dc6d5/89192/271cf/david-beckham5_620x713.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
The future's orange (and hot, apparently...)
![Rockin' the accessories](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/lifestyle-legacy/4e/8feb7/93981/d86d3/7de29/f9fa7/d6fba/david-beckham6_620x713.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
Rockin' the accessories
![Never have we wanted to read a book more](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/lifestyle-legacy/80/50090/b47a8/ad0e8/e396f/71d00/be87c/david-beckham7_620x713.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
Never have we wanted to read a book more
![We can sort your tie for you, buddy...](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/lifestyle-legacy/e8/52cee/7a311/2ae53/0532a/d3b5d/444f8/david-beckham8_620x713.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
We can sort your tie for you, buddy...
![Too much hotness in one photo](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/lifestyle-legacy/9f/d310e/008dd/0a6e7/47f12/9cd32/f25c0/david-beckham9_620x713.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
Too much hotness in one photo
![Smooth rider...](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/lifestyle-legacy/da/d9daf/2d5e3/19023/4c0e7/c3f5e/87bf8/david-beckham10_620x713.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
Smooth rider...
![Not so sure about all this fashion malarkey](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/lifestyle-legacy/e1/36616/96064/a8417/8c837/fa646/be01c/david-beckham11_620x713.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
"Not so sure about all this fashion malarkey"
![Too cool for school](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/lifestyle-legacy/55/c04f4/f1785/b4f0a/5c395/50331/c0b4e/david-beckham12_620x713.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
Too cool for school
![Red alert](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/lifestyle-legacy/2f/f7bb1/0a5b5/4020b/6f426/ae909/94146/david-beckham13_620x713.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
Red alert
![Why so flat, Dave?](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/lifestyle-legacy/fb/1bd30/6bc7b/606ff/e9295/2bc1c/48459/david-beckham14_620x713.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
Why so flat, Dave?
![Time to retire from football. Sad times](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/lifestyle-legacy/99/c6a01/4b4b7/34ef8/314fc/b12e0/4b772/david-beckham15_620x713.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
Time to retire from football. Sad times
![Seriously. So, so sad.](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/lifestyle-legacy/ce/95d9a/c2355/d481b/a7f41/de45f/9e66d/david-beckham16_620x713.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
Seriously. So, so sad.
![Uh-oh. What happened?](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/lifestyle-legacy/2a/36733/c552d/01586/4422c/2d48c/36f47/david-beckham17_620x713.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
Uh-oh. What happened?
![Oh.](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/lifestyle-legacy/b9/ed22c/a48dc/51f6f/fc546/5fb28/58214/david-beckham18_620x713.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
Oh.
![That's the spirit, Becks](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/lifestyle-legacy/ef/73f5d/26764/adb0d/1bf2a/0cfb0/3a2a3/david-beckham19_620x713.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
That's the spirit, Becks
![We still would.](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/lifestyle-legacy/ba/0b1a7/35d35/72467/24b15/aee30/91ace/david-beckham20_620x713.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
We still would.
![Jeez...](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/lifestyle-legacy/59/86355/57dcd/df36a/e8f2a/f1cf1/c4c92/david-beckham21_620x713.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
Jeez...
![So. Damn. Hot.](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/lifestyle-legacy/08/e96c6/e7406/6149a/d4d4c/88f50/5ab0d/david-beckham29_620x713.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
So. Damn. Hot.
![Too much.](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/lifestyle-legacy/86/1bff0/66179/851a9/2de11/6722a/ad82f/david-beckham28_620x713.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
Too much.
![More pants. Nice.](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/lifestyle-legacy/4e/50b37/e7a22/6b33d/1c7e0/afa8f/4fabf/david-beckham22_620x713.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
More pants. Nice.
![And some more.](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/lifestyle-legacy/3c/b114e/a6e88/8ae6e/c9ff8/57866/542a9/david-beckham23_620x713.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
And some more.
![Golden Balls. Literally...](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/lifestyle-legacy/8b/97735/1f76d/4402f/f8540/91c84/46864/david-beckham27_620x713.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
Golden Balls. Literally...
![Becks in black and white. Dreamy.](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/lifestyle-legacy/c1/9ab39/8ad8e/498df/fb35f/d3ed1/bb325/david-beckham24_620x713.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
Becks in black and white. Dreamy.
![Beardy.](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/lifestyle-legacy/de/c0fb1/63e7a/e8108/e4f66/a1983/be865/david-beckham25_620x713.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)
Beardy.
![Look! He's a member of Hell's Angels. Probably...](https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/lifestyle-legacy/5b/6ba7a/d9761/26bb2/07bb4/a8eca/872ce/david-beckham26_620x713.jpg?auto=format&w=1440&q=80)