Brooklyn Beckham posts topless workout picture; internet swoons like a Victorian lady

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by Emmeline Saunders |
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Are we perverts now? We feel like we might be perverts now. We’re definitely on a list somewhere, and so are you for clicking on this.

Because Brooklyn Beckham has posted a topless picture of himself working out, and we’re experiencing some uncomfortable feelings. As, by the looks of things, are many of his 4.2 million Instagram followers.

Brooklyn, who’s 16 – 16 FOR THE LOVE OF GOD – uploaded this image of himself doing some chin-ups in his gym, and HOLY MOLEY would you look at those muscles.

Like, he was born just that side of the millennium, so it feels weird that we are looking at this. Should we not look at this? Legally he’s allowed to buy a lottery ticket and get married with his parents’ permission, but you still can’t take him to a pub for another two years.

“I’m effed up,” said one Instagram commenter, succinctly putting all our thoughts into words.

“Jesus almighty,” said another, while a third added: “I AM NOT OKAY.”

The struggle is real, you guys. Um, why don’t we look at some nice pictures of his dad, David Beckham, instead?

40 photos of David Beckham looking hot

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40 photos of David Beckham looking hot

Nice pants1 of 40

Nice pants

Too cute!2 of 40

Too cute!

Helping out Unicef3 of 40

Helping out Unicef

With his boys4 of 40

With his boys

Embarrassing Brooklyn5 of 40

Embarrassing Brooklyn

Nice torso6 of 40

Nice torso

In the pre-Harper days7 of 40

In the pre-Harper days

Who knew scruffy could be so hot?!8 of 40

Who knew scruffy could be so hot?!

Dave and Brooklyn9 of 40

Dave and Brooklyn

Harper is just so cool!10 of 40

Harper is just so cool!

Suited and booted11 of 40

Suited and booted

The look of love12 of 40

The look of love

Thumbs up to being a total stud muffin13 of 40

Thumbs up to being a total stud muffin

Just hanging with Jay Z - no biggie...14 of 40

Just hanging with Jay Z - no biggie...

All white15 of 40

All white

The future's orange (and hot, apparently...)16 of 40

The future's orange (and hot, apparently...)

Rockin' the accessories17 of 40

Rockin' the accessories

Never have we wanted to read a book more18 of 40

Never have we wanted to read a book more

We can sort your tie for you, buddy...19 of 40

We can sort your tie for you, buddy...

Too much hotness in one photo20 of 40

Too much hotness in one photo

Smooth rider...21 of 40

Smooth rider...

Not so sure about all this fashion malarkey22 of 40

"Not so sure about all this fashion malarkey"

Too cool for school23 of 40

Too cool for school

Red alert24 of 40

Red alert

Why so flat, Dave?25 of 40

Why so flat, Dave?

Time to retire from football. Sad times26 of 40

Time to retire from football. Sad times

Seriously. So, so sad.27 of 40

Seriously. So, so sad.

Uh-oh. What happened?28 of 40

Uh-oh. What happened?

Oh.29 of 40

Oh.

That's the spirit, Becks30 of 40

That's the spirit, Becks

We still would.31 of 40

We still would.

Jeez...32 of 40

Jeez...

So. Damn. Hot.33 of 40

So. Damn. Hot.

Too much.34 of 40

Too much.

More pants. Nice.35 of 40

More pants. Nice.

And some more.36 of 40

And some more.

Golden Balls. Literally...37 of 40

Golden Balls. Literally...

Becks in black and white. Dreamy.38 of 40

Becks in black and white. Dreamy.

Beardy.39 of 40

Beardy.

Look! He's a member of Hell's Angels. Probably...40 of 40

Look! He's a member of Hell's Angels. Probably...

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