Are we perverts now? We feel like we might be perverts now. We’re definitely on a list somewhere, and so are you for clicking on this.
Because Brooklyn Beckham has posted a topless picture of himself working out, and we’re experiencing some uncomfortable feelings. As, by the looks of things, are many of his 4.2 million Instagram followers.
Brooklyn, who’s 16 – 16 FOR THE LOVE OF GOD – uploaded this image of himself doing some chin-ups in his gym, and HOLY MOLEY would you look at those muscles.
Like, he was born just that side of the millennium, so it feels weird that we are looking at this. Should we not look at this? Legally he’s allowed to buy a lottery ticket and get married with his parents’ permission, but you still can’t take him to a pub for another two years.
“I’m effed up,” said one Instagram commenter, succinctly putting all our thoughts into words.
“Jesus almighty,” said another, while a third added: “I AM NOT OKAY.”
The struggle is real, you guys. Um, why don’t we look at some nice pictures of his dad, David Beckham, instead?
40 photos of David Beckham looking hot
1 of 40 Nice pants
2 of 40 Too cute!
3 of 40 Helping out Unicef
4 of 40 With his boys
5 of 40 Embarrassing Brooklyn
6 of 40 Nice torso
7 of 40 In the pre-Harper days
8 of 40 Who knew scruffy could be so hot?!
9 of 40 Dave and Brooklyn
10 of 40 Harper is just so cool!
11 of 40 Suited and booted
12 of 40 The look of love
13 of 40 Thumbs up to being a total stud muffin
14 of 40 Just hanging with Jay Z - no biggie...
15 of 40 All white
16 of 40 The future's orange (and hot, apparently...)
17 of 40 Rockin' the accessories
18 of 40 Never have we wanted to read a book more
19 of 40 We can sort your tie for you, buddy...
20 of 40 Too much hotness in one photo
21 of 40 Smooth rider...
22 of 40 "Not so sure about all this fashion malarkey"
23 of 40 Too cool for school
24 of 40 Red alert
25 of 40 Why so flat, Dave?
26 of 40 Time to retire from football. Sad times
27 of 40 Seriously. So, so sad.
28 of 40 Uh-oh. What happened?
29 of 40 Oh.
30 of 40 That's the spirit, Becks
31 of 40 We still would.
32 of 40 Jeez...
33 of 40 So. Damn. Hot.
34 of 40 Too much.
35 of 40 More pants. Nice.
36 of 40 And some more.
37 of 40 Golden Balls. Literally...
38 of 40 Becks in black and white. Dreamy.
39 of 40 Beardy.
40 of 40 Look! He's a member of Hell's Angels. Probably...