What is it with Calum Best and islands, eh? He’s either hooking up with some blonde, tanned chick on an island with the paps on speed dial, or he’s on Love Island.
Either is fine, Calum is not particularly fussed, as long as he can get those guns out.
Yep, it’s happening again – Calum Best is going back on Love Island again, although this time Paul Danan isn’t there, which is a shame. Please come back to us, Paul Danan.
Calum said: “[I can’t wait] to just share my experience with everybody else to make sure they have the best time they possibly can. I'm looking forward to getting amongst it."
And he was properly overjoyed, like almost crying, when he said it, too.
We like the way Calum treats Love Island: it’s like he’s an intrepid explorer home after a trek across the Andes, or a university professor returning to the institution he got his PhD to give a talk to first year students. HE’S JUST SO SERIOUS.
Calum went on Celebrity Love Island back in 2005 and 2006 and you can bet he’ll be busting out the same white vests he wore then, in between making winky-winky asides about pulling to all the Love Island ladz.
Calum returns to Love Island this Sunday, 9pm, ITV2.