We couldn't help but notice Calvin Harris is having a preeetty nice-looking time at the moment.
He won a GQ Award (and it's always nice to win an award), he's apparently dating a Mexican model (and it's always nice to date a model), Hiddleswift broke up (we're not saying he's a bitter ex-boyfriend, but we're guessing he's pleased), and he joined Nicole Scherzinger at The X Factor's judges' houses.
This was his second stint on the show, the first being when he ran on stage with Jedward with a pineapple on his head in 2009 (aka the best TV moment of all time).
And it appears he's veeeery loyal to the show that he's appeared on twice, as he's blasted its rival Strictly Come Dancing.
He basically said he's way too cool to ever go on it (and let's be real, he is).
Speaking on the KISS FM Breakfast Show, he said to Melvin Odoon (who is literally a contestant on this year's show): "That is an embarrassment that I could not put myself through."
Bit harsh?
He also revealed that he'd never use Tinder (NOOOOOOO), saying that he's scared of having his information and pictures leaked.
Plus, there's that afore mentioned (ALLEGED) Mexican model girlfriend.
Calvin recently opened up about his break-up with Taylor Swift, saying: "All hell broke loose".
"It's very difficult when something I consider so personal plays out very publicly.
"But when it ended, all hell broke loose. Now I see that Twitter thing as a result of me succumbing to pressure. It took me a minute to realise that none of that matters. I'm a positive guy," he told GQ Magazine.
"For both of us it was the wrong situation. It clearly wasn't right, so it ended, but all of the stuff that happened afterwards..."
Crikey.