Calvin Harris has been the subject of a TONNE of attention this year, largely due to his very sudden breakup from one of the most famous women in the world, Taylor Swift. And obvs because he has released some BANGERS too.
Well done, Calv.
But what we’ve REALLY been dying to know is – what the bloody hell happened between him and Tay Tay? Other than THAT cutting Tweet, and some very – ahem, unusual – Snapchats of the DJ wandering around topless in the desert, he’s retained a sense of decorum and hasn’t given much away about his ex.
He didn’t even lash out and confess their darkest secrets when she was running around Europe with Tom Hiddleston, and he didn’t comment when Hiddy himself was wearing the lamest t-shirt in the history of the world.
No amount of his Night Manager bum will ever wipe that monstrosity from our mind’s eye.
Our FAVE human ever, Alan Carr, may just have the ticket to ALL of the inside info.
The chattyman recently admitted that his talk show on Channel 4 would be no more, and we wept because NOW who will nurture the alcohol globe?
But it could in fact be a blessing in disguise, as Alan is reportedly putting together a new show that will see him following around the crème-de-la-crème of A-listers to give us an insight into their lives.
We’re imagining it’ll be JUST like a Louis Theroux documentary. With more dirty laughs.
And GUESS WHO Alan has already done a bit of filming with? Hmmm? Well, obviously, it’s Calvin. And apparently it got recorded around about the time that he was going through the break up with Taylor.
Meaning that all of those nuggets of goss could be sitting there, waiting to be revealed.
YAASSS Alan.