There are a few things we at heat have learnt in the past few months. 1) Alex Bowen has a massive dong. 2) So does Lewis Bloor. 3) Lewis Bloor's is also surprisingly hairless.
But a significant non-peen related lesson we've learnt is that celebs have a tendency to get highly questionable inkings.
These include Chantelle Connelly's decision to get her boyfriend Tommy Sayers' name tattooed on HER ACTUAL NECK (he then dumped her a few days later via the medium of Facebook), Scotty T had his BALLS tattooed (though we think that was a joke), and Aaron Chalmers had his PENIS tattooed (that wasn't a joke).
In keeping in the spirit of less-than-ideal body tattoos on celebs, Cara Delevingne has gone and got some terrifying eyes on her back.
And they look so real it's creeping us the f*ck out.
In a vid posted to Instagram, the horrifying eyes are shown in all their horrifying detail. And we were horrified.
They give you the optical illusion that they are actually following you, like the Mona Lisa but more HORRIFYING.
In other weird celebrity tattoo news, Kendall Jenner got a lip tattoo at the weekend.
An actual lip tattoo.
She got the word "Meow" inked on the inside of her lip, which actually looks super cool on her, but Kendall could probably get that on her forehead and look super cool – she's Kendall.
The inking was done by tattooist to the starts Jonboy, who posed with her after it was complete.
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