The Celebrity Big Brother house is finally in agreement about something - that Alicia Douvall isn’t the brightest spark in the box.
How nice of them.
Last night’s episode saw Katie Hopkins write an open letter to the house, where she stated that she thought Alicia only had one brain cell. Again, how thoughtful. Wouldn’t your letter writing skills be put to better use by writing some thank you letters for your Christmas prezzies, Katie?
Alicia’s negative press in the house began after banana-gate earlier this week, when she hid two bananas under her bed. WHICH IS SURELY THE WORST CRIME IN THE WORLD.
Although Alicia does take a while to get a joke (Keith Chegwin remarked that he waits 30 seconds after everyone else has got one of his punch lines before Alicia does).
Michelle Visage chipped in with Katie last night, saying: “I would rather chew tin foil than hear your voice talk about fruit ever again.”
Alexander O’Neal remarks in the garden that Alicia is as “dumb as a bucket of rocks… dumb as a door knob.”
Poor Alicia visits the diary room, and explains that she’s fed up with everyone treating her like an idiot.
“They expect me to take it, but there is going to be a point when I fight back, I choose my fights carefully and the gloves are off,” she says.
This has to be the worst, worst house share in the world. We feel positively lucky to have flatmates who use our toothbrush and keep stealing our conditioner in comparison to the CBB house.
Or maybe it’s all a ruse – and Alicia is playing a big old trick on the house. Yeah, probably not.