We could never have imagined that this series of Celebrity Big Brother would be so explosive – and we’re less than a week into the all the dramz.
It was announced earlier today that Ken Morley has been removed from the house (what a SHAME…), so tonight’s the last chance we’ll get to see him being utterly, utterly vile towards his housemates.
Seriously, what’s going to happen next?
Here’s a quick roundup of Ken-shaped news in tonight’s episode, which could potentially go on for pages, the bloke creates that much commotion (although we wouldn’t do that to you, dear reader).
First up, Patsy Kensit calls Ken a d**k after he interrupts her meditative walk around the garden with annoying comments.
Patsy says: “I’m here, man! I train sometimes with a punch bag… you’re a dk… I’m meditating. Fk off!”
Later in the day, it’s Perez Hilton’s turn to have a bust up with the Corrie star.
Perez tells Ken that if he was him, he would feel “afraid” for his safety when he leaves the house.
The celebrity blogger is then called into the diary room, where Big Brother tells him that his comments could be perceived as threatening and potentially offensive. Oops.
Celebrity Big Brother is on tonight, 9pm, Channel 5.