It feels like weeks since Austin Armacost was cruelly booted out of the Celebrity Big Brother house.
Remember? He stood there at the top of the stairs waving turrah to the other housemates, and the only one who realised he had gone was sweet old James Cosmo.
Alas, it was only seven days ago.
And Jasmine Waltz’ less-than-glamourous back door exit on Sunday was so flipping sudden that we don’t think we ever had time to realise what the hell was happening.
So what have the two evictees been up to since getting chucked out of the Borehamwood mansion?
Well, having some very kinky showers together, obviously.
Because, like, staying in the spotlight etc.
The pair – who we don’t ever remember being that friendly whilst in the house – shared shower room snaps on Instagram, and we’re not quite sure what’s going on.
There’s a lot of flesh on show – in particular, a lot of Austin’s flesh.
“Look who stopped by to dirty my shower,” Jasmine wrote on a picture of Austin’s actual bum just out there for the whole world to see.
“My girlfriend Austin aka Diana.”
Austin then shared another neked snap to his Instagram, pulling out the classic Rose from Titanic pose.
Except no necklace, and just a loofa covering his manhood.
“When @jasminewaltz finds you in her shower… and you say ‘girl, photo shoot!’” he wrote.
Why Austin just happened to pop into Jasmine’s lodgings for a shower, we will never know.
Were Big Brother THAT cruel that when they booted him out without notice, without a proper goodbye to his housemates, and without a ‘best bits’, they also put him in a hotel room without a shower?
Who knows.
All we can say is, where they hell did all those muscles suddenly come from?!
And we also stumbled across this picture on his Insta, so here ya go.