We admit that until Heavy D boomed his way into the Celebrity Big Brother house we had literally never heard of him.
And we were still more confused about why on earth he deemed it acceptable to treat Chloe Khan in the manner he did. He was basically of the opinion that, as she spoke nicely to him a few times, she was fair game to be pestered about getting with him. Repeatedly.
Safe to say we were pretty relieved when he boomed his way back out the house again.
But it turns out his luck with the ladies has skyrocketed since he exited the house, as he's gone and got himself a brand new girlfriend.
He even took her to Marbella! It sounds legit the real deal.
Her name is Bryony Anne Harris and she's a 21-year-old YouTube star with 2000 subscribers.
She also appeared on BBC 3's World's Strictest Parents which, if you'll remember, WAS THE BEST SHOW IN THE WORLD.
They were apparently slightly on the chirpse before he entered the house (they tweeted each other a couple of times), but they became offish after they met up in Brighton post CBB.
He told The Sun: "We’d been tweeting before I went into the house, then she saw me on the show and loved my personality so we arranged a date.
"I took her for a cheeky Nandos, boom!" Heavy, 43, told The Sun.
Oh, Heavy.
"Then we went for a walk on Brighton pier and I was the perfect gentleman.
"We really liked each other’s company so I suggested we went for a short break and we flew to Marbella and now we’re boyfriend and girlfriend."
Also since leaving, Heavy D has continued to goad about Katie Waissel, with whom he had several bust ups with in the house.
After attacking her for literally no reason while in the garden, Katie became our literal hero for retorting: "I'm obviously still important six years on from The X Factor that they want me on this show! I know for me I’m better than you…you’re an embarrassment."
"My grandma is more famous than you!"
If you don't know why Katie's grandma's famous, just Google it…
And Heavy continued to bang on about it on Twitter after they'd all got over it, posting: "Everyone's got an opinion...apart from Katie!..still looking for hers..."