"I never expected to have that connection with you"
Now that Megan McKenna has left the Celebrity Big Brother house, most people thought Scotty T would give into temptation and take Tiffany Pollard up on her numerous sexual offers.
But he hasn't. WHY. Is it because he's actually got a secret girlfriend on the outside, as Jeremy McConnell accidently let slip last week?
Er, nope. It's because he "has a connection" with Megan, apparently.
In a press conference for the finalists and hosted by Vanessa Feltz, the ex-CBB housemate returned to give Scotty a reet good grilling – and the first question she asked was whether he felt their relationship was fake.
"I never expected to have that connection with you, what I did," he told her.
"Neither did I," she replied.
"I came in here and we got closer and closer, obviously we kissed and stuff, and for me I was like, 'oh god' because I'm the one who stands by my mates and I'd never go there with an ex-girlfriend, but when I was living with you in the house – and howay, like, look at you! – and I couldn't not.
"For that reason I feel like it wasn't a showmance, it was actually real."
As Megan blushed, Vanessa asked whether Scotty could see them being "more than just one of your many shags" after he leaves the house, to which he said "yes".
What about your rumoured girlfriend Francesca Toole, though? Hmm? Hmm.