The sun has risen, the wheels of industry are turning and everything seems right with the world. Except – jarring record-scratching noise – Katie Hopkins has reverted to her usual mean pre-Celebrity Big Brother self.
Uh-huh. Not content with losing two, TWO reality shows now, Katie has taken to slagging off her CBB housemates in her Sun column.
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Writing in the paper this weekend, Hopkins branded HERSELF the real winner of CBB 2015 and said the, er, actual winner – Katie Price – is a ‘nobody’. Yeah, a nobody who’s had quite a successful media career for the past 20 years, Hoppers.
“There’s a part of me that feels I am the public’s winner in the sense that if things weren’t as they were, I would have won,” she wrote, conveniently forgetting that THAT’S HOW LINEAL TIME WORKS.

“There is absolutely no part of Katie Price that deserved to win. She was dull as hell. She has no opinions on anything, no conversation to offer. I found her a very tedious individual.”
Hopkins even took a pot-shot at the Pricey’s most recent boob job, which apparently gave her a lot of gip in the house.
“She’s just a nobody with a pair of tits – and those tits aren’t that great either,” KH added.
Sheesh. Katie Price has reportedly been rushed back to her plastic surgeon in Belgium because she needed emergency medical attention for her – and forgive us this quote – “fetid boob”. Grim.
She was seen clutching her chest during the live final on Friday night, and apparently had been seen by doctors during her time in the house because of her boob job results.
CBB final: Katie Price cheered on by celebrity mates!
Katie Price cheered on by celebrity mates!

KATIELAUREN
Lauren Goodger: "Back from the sun to the cold brrrrr BUT Ihave @bbuk to catch up on-I hear my girl @MissKatiePrice is smashing it!! #CBB #CBBKatie"
KATIEJIMMY
Jimmy Bullard: "Nothing fake about @MissKatiePrice...take away the boobs, the teeth, the nose) honest housemate tho - get on 09020 44 24 15 #CBB"
KATIEJAYMI
Jaymi Hensley: "Real, honest and true to herself Kates the real deal! ! TO WIN vote here: CALL 09020 44 24 15 or TEXT 64424 15 #cbbkatieprice"
KATIEBILL
Sam: "Truthful, honest and GENUINE is @misskatieprice vote to SAVE: CALL 09020 44 24 15 or TEXT 64424 15" and Billie: "Love how @misskatieprice is totally herself in #CBB ...Vote to save her and CALL 09020 44 24 15 or TEXT 64424 15..."
KATIEALL
Alicia Douvall: "Real honest and true to herself throughout @MissKatiePrice TO WIN vote here: CALL 09020 44 24 15 or TEXT 64424 15 #cbbkatieprice"