We don’t know if you can tell just how excited we are about Celebrity Big Brother, but the fact that today we’ve been finding out all of its deepest, darkest secrets just for your entertainment is probably a bit of a giveaway.
We already know which hunk is set to take the crown and win the whole thing according to bookies.
We told you about the show getting in hot water for ‘bullying’ this housemate within minutes of starting.
And we revealed the eye-watering sum that the producers are paying Ray J to be on the show.
Who is Ray J? We dish the dirt right here – so have a read.
Then it might become a bit clearer why Jonathan Cheban’s rumoured entrance into the house will cause more of an earthquake than a storm.
Oh, awkwardness. WE LOVE IT.
But the other thing we love equally as much is a proper emotional X Factor audition. The kind where they play some really sad, slow music behind a classically heart-wrenching tale of misery and hardship.
Then the contestant goes on the stage all nervous and determined and just wows everyone, including Simon Cowell.
Then everyone cries because it’s just TOO MUCH and we aren’t usually this emotional unless we’re hungover.
You know, THOSE feels.
So lucky for us, we stumbled upon Celebrity Big Brother housemate Stacy Francis’ X Factor audition from 2011 that is so powerful even Cheryl shed a tear and gushed about how good she was.
Just look at the teary crowd! The judges in awe! The mascara tears that would give Lauren Conrad a run for her money!
Of course, it was the US version of the show, but it’s what sprung Stacy into the public eye.
Nowadays, she might be remembered for arguing with Whitney Houston days before her death in 2012 – an argument supposedly about Ray J, actually, who is currently in the house with Stacy.
Doesn’t get much more awkward than that, does it?