"But it's 2015!" we hear you say. Yeah, we noticed - but this is the stuff you liked last year. There hasn't been enough stuff yet in 2015 to have a poll on it. So anyway, on with the polling!
Like sexy men? And well-dressed women? Love a good celebrity feud? Well, you're in the right place – we congratulate you on the life choices that have led you here. The following is the full run-down of our Readers Poll 2014, a guide to what are now OFFICIALLY the best, worst and most shocking things of last year. (It's official because you said so, and what you say goes.)
Sexiest woman: Michelle Keegan
Hooray! The sexiest woman in the world is British! 27-year-old Michelle Elizabeth Benson Keegan may not be on Coronation Street any more, but she’s still very much in your hearts, not least for her overall hotness.
2 Jennifer Lawrence
3 Kim Kardashian
4 Rihanna
5 Cheryl Fernandez-Versini
Last year’s winner: Jennifer Lawrence
Sexiest Man: David Beckham
Yep, still got it. The crows-feet may be showing, there’s a dusting of salt and pepper in the sleek locks, but David Beckham still manages to make hormones sing in close-harmony with just a glance.
2 Zac Efron
3 Channing Tatum
4 Harry Styles
5 Jamie Dornan
Last year: David Beckham
Best Celeb Couple: David and Victoria Beckham
Narrowly seeing off those Kardashian-West upstarts from across the Atlantic, Posh and Becks have kept up the British end with class and, mostly, their clothes on. Not for nothing are they the unofficial royal family.
2 Kim Kardashian-West and Kanye West
3 Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher
4 Mark Wright and Michelle Keegan
5 Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield
Last year: Kate and Wills
Biggest villain: Josie Cunningham
The “NHS Boob Job” star could almost have taught a university course on winding up the British public. When she wasn’t outraging the tabloids she was setting up a dating site for “average-looking” people called Pull The Pig.
2 Katie Hopkins
3 Justin Bieber
4 Chris Brown
5 Kanye West
Last year: Katie Hopkins
Best Pop Star: Ed Sheeran
And he seems like such a nice guy, too! Friend to everyone in showbiz (including Taylor Swift, Harry Styles and Courteney Cox) he’s also a self-starting singer-songwriter with a gift for the beautiful and plaintive melody.
2 Taylor Swift
3 Beyoncé
4 Nicki Minaj
5 Rihanna
Last year: Beyoncé
**Best Album: Ed Sheeran: X
**2 Taylor Swift: 1989
3 One Direction: Four
4 Pharrell Williams: Girl
5 5 Seconds Of Summer: 5 Seconds Of Summer
Last year: One D: Midnight Memories
Best Band: One Direction
2 McBusted
3 Coldplay
4 The Script
5 The Vamps
Last year: One Direction
Best Video: Taylor Swift: Shake It Off
2 Anaconda: Nicki Minaj
3 Steal My Girl: One Direction
4 Bang Bang: Jessie J, Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj
5 Happy: Pharrell Williams
Last Year: Best Song Ever: One D
Best Film: The Wolf of Wall Street
2 The Fault In Our Stars
3 The Hunger Games; Mockingjay Part 1
4 22 Jump Street
5 Gone Girl
Last year: The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
Best TV Show: Gogglebox
2 I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here
3 The Great British Bake-Off
4 TOWIE
5 The X Factor
Last year: I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here
Best Soap Hollyoaks
2 EastEnders
3 Coronation Street
4 Neighbours
5 Emmerdale
Last year: EastEnders
Ultimate Celebrity: Beyoncé
2 Kim Kardashian-West
3 Harry Styles
4 Jennifer Lawrence
5 Victoria Beckham
Last year: Beyoncé
Best Dressed Woman: Victoria Beckham
2 Cheryl Fernandez-Versini
3 Taylor Swift
4 Beyoncé
5 Mel B
**Best Dressed Man: David Beckham **
2 Harry Styles
3 David Gandy
4 Joey Essex
5 Mark Wright
Worst Dressed Woman: Lady Gaga
2 Jordan
3 The entire cast of TOWIE
4 Kim Kardashian
5 Rita Ora
**Worst Dressed Man: Joey Essex
**2 Keith Lemon
3 Justin Bieber
4 Simon Cowell
5 Kanye West
Best Hair: Cheryl Fernandez-Versini
2 Nicole Scherzinger
3 Michelle Keegan
4 Kim Kardashian
5 Cara Delevingne
Biggest Diva: Ariana Grande
2 Mariah Carey
3 Kanye West
4 Beyoncé
5 Kim Kardashian