Celebrity Big Brother is so, so very close to being over – but there are still a few episodes left to go (yay say the fans, boo say the haters).
In tonight’s episode Michelle Visage is questioning her friendship with Katie Hopkins. Yes, that one that looked seemingly unshakeable! What a surprise – NAAAAT.
Michelle, Kavana, Katie Price and Calum Best all have a right old bitch about Katie after she acted chummy(ish) with Perez Hilton last night. For like five seconds.
Katie Price says: “I don’t think she’s being herself at all… I just don’t think that’s her. I just think that’s an act, but then she’s bloody good at it now because she’s got used to the role in here.” Ooh-er.
Calum adds that he agrees Hopkins is competing to win a prize, though there is “some realness to her that I really like”.
Michelle then heads to Big Brother for a marathon bitchathon about Katie and her “integrity”. She rants:
“Her behaviour yesterday was completely hypercritical and I hate hypocrites, I hate it... which is why I had to walk out of that room. I will gladly step back and let the two people that did that go for it.
“From day one, I thought she was playing a game. I know she’s playing a game. Integrity, for me, is the most important thing in life. If you say something but don’t stand by who you are, what the hell’s it worth?
“It’s worth nothing. But some people don’t care about integrity. Some people want to claw and scratch, and it doesn’t matter how they win. It doesn’t matter how they get to the top. But really, if you have to do it that way, I don’t want it.”
Er, wow!
But it’s not just Michelle and co who are confused about Hopkins – so is the iron lady herself. She goes to the diary room in her pyjamas and has a blub!
“I’m not very good at sharing the softer side of me. If people are nice to me, I don’t know how to deal with it because I’m not tough Katie. It’s pathetic, really pathetic,” she tells Big Brother.
Jeez, Louise. There’s no let-up is there?!
Celebrity Big Brother is on tonight, 9pm, Channel 5.