It’s just another calm, relaxed day in the Celebrity Big Brother house. NAAAAAAT!
In tonight’s episode there’s even more drama, obviously, because this is the show that just keeps on giving.
All of the food in the house is taken away as part of the task (and because hungry people are easier to wind up). The housemates must become CBB cadets in order to win their food back – and Katie Hopkins is put in charge as chief cadet. She’s referred to as Red Pigeon.
She sends Perez Hilton to the naughty step so he can have a rest “from being an obnoxious person”. Ha!
Katie also sends Nadia Sawalha to clean the bathroom with a toothbrush, which is exactly what our bathroom needs, actually. Fancy coming round ourgaff after CBB, Nadia?
The housemates then do tasks – like transporting household waste in funnel-shaped headwear to gain their “environmental badge” as part of the task. Read: Big Brother just wants to see them getting covered in crap.
The two Katies (Price and Hopkins) also have a moment, when The Pricey says to Hopkins:
“Yes you’re very opinionated and not everyone likes what you say but being in the house, it’s been nice and refreshing to talk about normal things.
“I love your humour, you’re right up my street, I’d definitely be your friend out of the house. You’re funny and family orientated and you have a heart and I don’t really think there are that many bad bones in your body.”
Who woulda thunk it? How lovely.
Celebrity Big Brother is on tonight, 9pm, Channel 5.