You can always rely on Katie Price to be completely graphic about things relating to the body, bodily functions and, um, sex with Alex Reid.
In tonight’s Celebrity Big Brother, she opens up about her recent boob job gone wrong, and it’s pretty gross, to be honest. But at least we don’t have to listen to any more Alex Reid shagging chat, hey?
“The only way I can describe it is say you’re sewn up, the problem with it there is it was so weak that if I pushed any areas, I could pierce my finger though, it was paper thin,” Katie tells her housemates. Lovely.
Keith Chegwin then interjects with an even grosser tale. He says he has a hole in his bum from an ingrown hair that had to be dug out caused by cycling. EW, EW, EW.
And lest we forget, tonight’s the big old episode when Perez Hilton goes back into the house.
Cami Li tells Big Brother: “You got me f**ked up bringing his ass back in the house.” Does she ever stop swearing?
Expect fireworks as Perez goads Katie Hopkins - and attempts to lick her face several times. Always a good way to annoy enemies, that.
And a row erupts between Nadia Sawalha and Calum Best when Perez lets Nadia know that Calum said her cooking was “too heavy”.
Nadia brands Calum a “disgrace”. Oh, god – we can’t wait. Roll on tonight!
Celebrity Big Brother is on tonight, 9pm, Channel 5.