Channing Tatum’s penis is already a thing in its own right. This we know. This we understand. But Channing Tatum has decided it’s time for other men’s wangs to step into the spotlight, so he’s come up with the Dick Graze.
What is this Dick Graze, we hear you mutter uncertainly, not sure whether you should continue reading this story or clear your cookies immediately and get the hell back to BBC News. Is it gross? Does it hurt? It sounds gross and like it hurts.
Nope and nope. The Dick Graze is apparently the new way for dudes to say hi to other dudes, using their hands and the other dude’s peen. Eh?
You know what, just watch the video.