Charlie Sheen is known for his bold and passionate opinions on, say, Ashton Kutcher (he threatened to put him on a “hospital food diet” after Ashton replaced him on Two And A Half Men) and porn stars (well, he certainly loves THEM – he keeps getting engaged to them).
But now he’s got a new target that he wants to bring down via the medium of Twitter: Kim Kardashian’s bum. Uh-oh.
TMZ reports that the Sheenster went on a crazy ol’ Twitter rant about Kim in the early hours of this morning, and began by telling her to “f*** yourself”. (The rant has since been deleted).
This was, reports the website, because Kim refused to sign a six-year-old girl’s autograph.
"She cries about it every night before she goes to sleep,” Charlie added.
We’re pretty sure that Kim got the point, but Charlie wasn’t done. Well, he does like to make a point.
Charlie then started on Kim’s famous bottom. Prepare yourself.
"You are lucky that ANYONE cares about your gross and giggly bag of funk you dare call an ass," he said.
Do you mean that Kim’s bum is huge, Chaz – or that it’s in fits of laughter? Do let us know.
He then praised Kim’s husband, Kanye West, in what is possible the most shocking part of the whole rant.
"My apologies to your hubby, great guy I'm sure.”
Chill out, Charlie! It’s not like you’re perfect, is it?