Hold onto your hats. Like, literally.
Gary Beadle from *Geordie Shore *has debuted a new hairstyle and we’re not quite sure what to make of it.
It reminds us a little bit of James Tindale’s combover.
And a little bit of a bird’s nest.
That’s not a criticism, mind. We’ve known some very beautiful birds’ nests in our time.
Is this the result of Charlotte Crosby washing Gaz’s hair in an EROTIC BATH TIME snap*?
Or has he done it of his own free will?
We may never know. Unless we ask him, of course.
HANG ON JUST A MINUTE.
What. Is. Happening. Here?
Just Gaz and Scotty T all naked with their actual bottoms out and stuff.
You know, for boys who make a living from their talent at “pulling women” and tales of their “turbo dick” they sure spend a lot of time in poses that fuel our fan-fic fantasies.
Aaron Chalmer’s not shy about getting involved either.
How long ’til new boy Marty McKennais just hanging around in his pants with the lads?
Golly.
*Not that erotic, soz.