That's a headline we never imagined we'd be writing today. But after seeing the video of Charlotte Crosby on stage judging the infamous Porn Idol competition at a London club, that is literally what happened to our fave Geordie lass.
She was at the hotspot Heaven to host the weekly event that sees stripper wannabes performing to a revved-up crowd. The stage comes complete with a pole and the contestants are free to let loose and impress the judges with their moves. Or, as the event says, "X Factor with stripping instead of singing."
Raunch-fest or what?
However, Char's experience at the event was both hilarious and slightly terrifying in equal measures.
The stipper in question worked himself up into a bit of an excited frenzy and is all of us during his dance to Nikki Minaj's Anaconda (we challenge anyone to listen to that song without feeling like a juicy-assed queen). He's pretty much our idol TBH.
But then said guy got a little TOO excited, grabbed Charlotte and pretending to have anal sex with her rather aggressively, pretty much dragging her around the stage by her hips to the point that she could barely stand on her Bambi legs.
OH DEAR. Char, you OK?
The fabulous drag queens on the side of the stage looked mortified as Char struggled to get away from him, but when she EVENTUALLY broke free from his terror-grip she ran to safety and managed to avoid him for the rest of his performance.
However, she laughed it off later on in the evening saying: "I was ragged all over, we literally had full on sex,"
Charming.
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